Dear Decoration Monsters:

I was stunned by a neighbor’s 26-foot inflatable vampire, priced at slightly under $1,000 and dominating the… well, dominating everything! I think it may have been an attempt to dwarf the dozens of 12-foot skeletons that Home Depot debuted during the pandemic and that now seem to litter every block. (“Skelly” even has his own Wikipedia page.) Skelly’s designers wanted to make him tall enough to peer into second-story