Creepy Old Guy in the Mirror

Creepy Old Guy in the Mirror

The other morning, I looked at my feet and realized I’m getting old. Without too much detail, there seems to be something about a lifetime of socks that has eroded my ankles’ capacity to grow hair, and over 50 years of shoe wearing sure has done a number on the shape of my toes. What was disturbing wasn’t the look of the feet themselves, but that these old-guy feet had become unambiguously affixed to the end of MY legs.